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求英语笑话,急!!!

发布于:2024-03-23 作者:admin123 阅读:23

  regret

   Little George was crying one day, and his dad asked him why。 “I've lost 5

 pence,” sobbed George。 “Never mind,” said his dad kindly, “Here's

 another 5 pence for you。

  ” At which George howled louder that ever。 “Now

 what is it?” asked his dad。 “I wish I'd said I'd lost 10 pence!”

 He Knows the Answer

          他知道答案

   Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th         century?

求英语笑话,急!!!

    Pupil: Yes, sir, I can。

   They are all dead。

Who Should be Given the Present?

           礼物该给谁?

    A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked

  which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient,

  never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he

  inquired。

   There

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